Driving Use and Restrictions
I am meant for paved roads and light gravel paths ONLY. Off-roading, beach driving, or rugged, unpaved terrain are off-limits and are not covered in my Emergency Roadside Assistance. If we find ourselves in this situation, my assistance will come and save us, and there will be fees incurred. To avoid this, stick to the roads and areas that are safe for us. For everyone’s safety, my trusted assitants check my GPS tracker when you return me to make sure you took care of me well.
Night driving to your next destination is not the best idea. These roads have more twists and turns than a telenovela, and unexpected fog loves to make surprise appearances—especially tricky for non-locals! That said, driving around your stopover spot after dark is totally fine. Just plan to arrive at your next destination before the sun sets, so we can all stay safe and enjoy the adventure.
Additional Policies
No Smoking
I am allergic to smoke, so please, no smoking of any kind inside me. This means vaping too. If this policy is violated, a $200.00 fee will apply to cover the additional cleaning and deodorizing required to get me feeling good again.
No Pets
Although I am an animal lover, some people are allergic. Therefore, to keep me in great shape for everyone, I don’t allow pets. If this policy is ignored, a $200.00 fee will be charged.
No Music Festivals or Tailgating
I’m not into loud music or big crowds—it’s just not my scene. Music festivals, tailgating, and similar events? Nope, hard pass. Besides, those places are just asking for trouble, and I like to keep my body beautiful and without blemish. My trusted assistants work hard to keep me looking this good, so sneaking me into one of these events without permission will cost you.
Cleaning
I ask that you return me in a clean condition, free of excessive dirt, sand, or trash. If I come back in poor condition there will be a cleaning fee of $100.00 to $200.00 depending on the level of detailing required to get me back in my shape.
Maintenance
Before we head out, my assistants will show you how to take care of me and where to find my equipment. During your rental, please be mindful of how I am running and let my assistants know if you notice anything. They take excellent care of me to keep me running smoothly.